Bowser Meets a Girl Red Yoshi
Author: Stupid M M
Date Submitted: August 31st, 2007
Characters (in order of appearance):
Baby Bowser 2
Rosa (Red Yoshi)
Courage (Black Yoshi)
Wasleen (White Yoshi)
Spinza (Pink Yoshi)
Part 1: Bowser lost again
One day, on a very sad day, Bowser just got back home from the grocery store. It's been 10 days since he was last defeated by Mario again. He was not about to give up on defeating Mario but, that sure doesn't mean he was going to try again now.
Bowser: Uh, another hard day of shopping and getting food for the kids.
Baby Bowser 2: Hi daddy! Do you have chocolate milk?
Bowser: *sighs* No son, I forgot to get some.
Baby Bowser 2: Daddy, what's wrong?
Bowser: Oh nothing, I'm just tired. It's been a long day. I going to bed early tonight.
Baby Bowser 2: Oh...
Later on that night, when everyone in Bowser's castle was sleep, someone knocked on Bowser's door very hard. Bowser sleepily walked down the steps to his front door and slowly opened it without asking who it was. When...
Mario, Peach, Luigi, Toad, Wario, Waluigi, Daisy: HI LOSER!!
Bowser: *growls* What are you doing here?! Its 11:37 PM!
Peach: We are just here to congratulate you on failing to defeat Mario and take over the Mushroom Kingdom for the 10th time!
Bowser: (sadly) Can't this wait till morning?
Wario: No, because you are the most hated guy in the Mushroom Kingdom, ha!
Peach: Hardly anyone likes you either Wario.
Wario: Well at least I have my own game!
Peach: Which sucks!
Wario: Shut up blondy!
Peach: Well Mario, don't you have something to say to Bowser about your success?
Mario: I love CHEESE!!
Peach: Okaay. How bout you Daisy?
Daisy: He never kidnapped me. So I have nothing against him.
Peach: Some cousin you are.
Daisy: Peach, I hate you!
Peach and Daisy start fighting and Daisy beats her up to bits.
Peach: Waaaaaah! I'm telling Mario!!
Mario: I wanta chessa.
Peach: Mario, Daisy hurt me!
Mario: Huh? I Wanta Cheesa!
Bowser stares at Mario and Peach as they were having their very weird conversation.
Mario: I WANTA CHEEEEEEESAAAAA!!
Peach: Okay Mario! I'll get you cheese!
Mario: (High pitch voice) Thank you!
Peach: (reluctantly) Your welcome. (normal) Well Bowser, do you give up?
Bowser: (angrily) NEVER!!
Peach: You'll never have me, I don't love you. (lying)
Bowser: I hate you Peach and I told you, I only kidnap you because Mario is stupid and it is the best way to trap him.
Peach: (disappointed) Oh...
Bowser: (sadly) Well, thanks for congratulating me. Have a great night, or not.
Bowser sadly stumps inside his castle and goes to sleep.
Part 2: Yoshi's friends
Down at Yoshi's island, Yoshi and his friends were having a picnic when one of his best Yoshi friends arrived at the picnic late. She was a red Yoshi and was incredibly beautiful and sad. She just got back from her local grocery store. Her name is Rosa.
Yoshi: What's wrong Rosa?
Rosa: (sadly) Oh nothing...
Courage: Aww Rosa, your too beautiful to be unhappy. I bet there are plenty of boy yoshies who want to go out with you, if that is the problem. Well, is it?
Rosa: Yeah, its Buster. He was supposed to take me out to dinner yesterday but he said he was too tired to.
Courage: I'll take you out Rosa.
A White girl yoshi walks up and stares out Courage.
Whasleen: (angrily) Oh really, Courage?
Courage: (surprised) Oh Whasleen! I didn't know you were coming to the picnic today.
Whasleen: I never miss any of Yoshi's picnics. You know that already Courage.
Yoshi: Well lets see who's here. Rosa, Courage, Whasleen, Sky and Orangoe.
Spinza: You forgot about me!
Yoshi: Sorry, Spinza and that reminds me, where is Buster now Rosa?
Rosa: (sadly) I'm not with him anymore.
Yoshi, Courage, Whasleen, Spinza, Orangoe: WHAT?!
Rosa: The last date we've been on was two weeks ago and that was the final straw. He did not want to pay for his food and the restaurant flooded. He also got in a fight with the waiter because he did not want the food he asked for.
Yoshi: How did the restaurant flood?
Rosa: I don't know. I heard a very loud angry voice in the kitchen.
Yoshi: Do you know who it was?
Rosa: No, but he did say that he waited 3 hours to get his spicy chicken and it wasn't spicy enough.
Yoshi: Oh, I know who that was. It has to be Bowser.
Courage: You don't know who Bowser is?
Rosa: No, who is he? Is he nice?
Yoshi, Courage, Whasleen: (silence) ... ... ...
Yoshi: Well, anyway lets eat, I didn't bring food for nothing.
Rosa: (angrily) You didn't answer my question!
Part: 3 Who is Bowser
After finishing the picnic, all the Yoshis went home and Rosa still wanted to know more about Bowser. So that night, Rosa went back to Yoshi's house and knocked on the door really hard.
Yoshi: What are you doing here, its really late.
Rosa: Who is Bowser?
Crickets are chirping
Yoshi: (silence) ... ... ...
Rosa: (angrily) WHO IS HE?!
Yoshi: ... ... ... He is Mario's long time nemesis. He has been trying to best him for years.
Rosa: (admiring) Ooooo he sounds dreamy. Is he a nice guy?
Yoshi: Well he is nice to me and the other yoshies but, he can't stand Mario and Peach.
Rosa: Is he a yoshi? What is he, a human?
Yoshi: NO! He is a Bowser or should I say he is a Koopa. King of the Koopa tribe.
Rosa: (admiring) A king huh? Mmmm, he does sound dreamy!
Yoshi: ... ... ... Hardly anyone likes Bowser and I don't know why. I think he's pretty cool. But Rosa, are you okay? You seem to ... ... ...
Yoshi: (surprised) OOOOOKAAAAAAY... ... ... Bye, Rosa!
Yoshi hurries in his house and shuts the door.
Rosa: Hey this wouldn't be the same Bowser, that I played golf with, is it? Hey! Oh well.
Part 4: Bowser meets a girl red Yoshi
Rosa happily skips home dreaming about Bowser when she finally fell asleep. "Could it be love?" Rosa says in her sleep. "I've got to see him again." Rosa said in her sleep as she fell asleep for the rest of that night.
The following day, Rosa went to the store to get some food, and to her surprise she runs into to a strange looking gang of Boos that wanted to hurt her. She tries to run away from them and then drops one of her handkerchiefs as she entered a enclosed alley.
She was now trapped.
Boo 1: Got any last words, toots?
Rosa: (angrily) Toots?! WHO ARE YOU CALLING TOOTS?!
Boo 2: Grab her!
Rosa: *screams* Ah stop, let go of me you bums!
When it seemed things couldn't get any worse for Rosa, Bowser was strolling right near the ally and sees her handkerchief. He picks it up and suddenly hears yelling. He storms into the alley with the handkerchief still in his right hand and sees the red Yoshi and 4 Boos.
Bowser: HEY, PAWS OFF OF HER!
Rosa: (weakly) Huh? ... ... ...
Rosa notices her handkerchief in Bowser's hand.
Bowser: (angrily) YOU HEARD ME! PAWS OFF HER!!
Boo 4: What you going to do about it, chubby?!
Bowser: (furiously) CHUBBY?! That's it, you're going DOWN!!
Bowser scares all of the Boos with his anger and they fly away.
Bowser: Is this yours?
Bowser holds up Rosa's handkerchief. Rosa takes the handkerchief from Bowser, jumps in his arms, and kisses him.
Bowser: *blushes* (nervously) Why did you do that for? ... ... ...
Rosa: (admiring) Bowser, I have liked you from the start. Thanks for saving me.
Bowser: (confused) Oh... uh... you're welcome...
Soon, they are overwhelmed with a long romantic silence. Both of them unable to speak. And then, Rosa says... ... ...
Rosa: (happily) Bowser, you are a great golfer. I've never seen such an awesome golfer!
Bowser: *smiles slightly* Well I have to say, your pretty good too.
Rosa: When you winked at me, I think I fell in... ... ...
Bowser: (surprised) Winked? I don't remember winking at you.
Rosa: *smiles* Yes you did, when I got an eagle at Hole 5.
Bowser: *blushes* W... what?
Rosa: (admires) I like where this is going. *smiles*
Bowser fakes a scary look and tries to intimidate Rosa but fails.
Bowser: Well, it was nice seeing you again, its been a very long time.
Rosa: (happily) Yes, a very long time, that I haven't seen another great guy like yourself. *smiles*
Bowser: *blushes* Uh, your being too kind to me. (reluctantly) Well I better be going, my kids will wonder where I am, bye.
Rosa: You have kids? Can I... ... ...
Part 5: Could it be love?
Before Rosa could ask Bowser anything else, he vanished; not to be seen in her presence, not to be seen anywhere. The next day, Bowser was troubled by many questions. "Why does she like me?", "What did I do to make her like me?", "Why isn't she afraid of me or tries to avoid me?". Bowser didn't have to worry about having a bad night sleep because she took his sorrow away for the moment. But, how much longer will his happiness last? We shall find out. After Bowser fed himself and his kids, his phone rang.
Bowser picks up the phone.
Mario: Hello, Bowser, wheres my cheesa?
Mario: Huh? Wheres my Cheesa?!
Bowser: (silence) ... ... ...
Mario: (angrily) BOWSER, WHERES MY CHEESA?!
Bowser: What? I don't have any cheese for you! (angrily) Get lost!
Bowser hangs up the phone.
Bowser: Now, I have to think of another plan to defeat him and this time it is not going to just involve me. Its...
Before Bowser could finish talking about his next plan to defeat Mario, their was a knock at his door. Bowser slowly stepped to his front door and asked who it was even though he did not ask the last time.
Bowser: Who is it?
Stranger: Its me.
Bowser: Address your name, please.
Stranger: Its Rosa.
Bowser: I don't know anyone who's name is Rosa. (reluctantly) Don't come back.
Rosa: *giggles* Bowser, don't be like that. *smiles* I am the red Yoshi you saw yesterday. You know, the one who you didn't have to save from the Boo gang.
Bowser: (reluctantly) Oh, I normally don't have anyone trespassing so, please leave.
Rosa: But, I am very friendly Bowser and you know it!
Bowser: (angrily) PLEASE leave, I'm warning you!
While Bowser was arguing with Rosa who was outside the door, Bowser's son Koopa Kid came downstairs and thought Bowser was talking to the door.
Koopa Kid: Dad, what are you doing? The door isn't alive. *laughs*
Bowser: (angrily) I am not talking to the door! There is this stranger who won't leave!
Koopa Kid: Is it Mario? Is it Peach?
Rosa: (angrily) I am most certainly not Mario and Peach! I can't stand them!
Koopa Kid: Oh, it's a girl. Maybe its Daisy!
Rosa: I am a Yoshi!
Bowser: Koopa Kid, will you please go back up stairs?
Koopa Kid ignores his father and opens the door.
Bowser: (furious) I told you to go back upstairs!!
Koopa Kid: Oooo, your way prettier then Princess Peach! Dad, is this your girlfriend?
Rosa: *blushes* (admiring) Oh!
Bowser: *blushes* (angrily) No, she is a pain and a ...
Before Bowser could finish talking, Rosa quickly jumped in his arms and kissed him.
Koopa Kid: (surprised) Wow, dad! She really likes you!
Rosa: *blushes* Mmmm so, what were you about to say Bowser? Oh yeah, sorry for kissing your father like that. I had to feel his lips pressed against mine's again.
Bowser: (silence)... ... ...
Koopa Kid: Um, Dad?
Bowser: *sighs* Um, I... ... ...
Before Bowser had time to say anything else, Rosa kissed him again!
Bowser: *moans* *sighs* Oh, Rosa...
Rosa: (admiring) Yes? *smiles*
Koopa Kid: (silence)... ... ...
Bowser: Koopa Kid, will you please leave us alone for a sec?
Koopa Kid: ... ... ... (reluctantly) Oh, alright but, it was just getting interesting.
Koopa Kid reluctantly walks upstairs to his rooms and shuts the door.
Rosa: Now we are all alone. *smiles*
Rosa reaches up to Bowser and tries to kiss him again but, Bowser stops her by putting his hand to her mouth.
Bowser: *smiles slightly* Rosa, do you love me? We have known each other for practically just one month if you include Mario Golf.
Rosa: (silence) ... ... ...
Bowser: (silence)... ... ...
Rosa: (lovingly) Oh Bowser, I do love you, and it doesn't matter if we haven't known each other that long. When I first saw you, I knew you had something sweet about you. You look so handsome when you are not in despair. I look very ugly when I am unhappy. But you, I see pure beauty! *smiles*
Bowser: *smiles* Thank you! I have never met anyone who has said such nice things about me. And I have to say, you're the most beautiful girl yoshi I have ever seen.
Rosa: *blushes* Aww thanks! You are a darling! I have always wanted a boyfriend who is not a Yoshi, who's big and strong, who's brave and most of all has a sweet and hard personality.
Bowser: *smiles* You're pretty hard yourself! You weren't such a fraidy-girl with those Boos.
Rosa: Bowser, can I be your girl? I'll make sure no one upsets you! I'm sick and tired of Mario, enslaving us all the time. Peach is just a punk who goes after a guy who can hardly speak English. *smiles* Please, I'll take care of you.
Bowser: *smiles* Yes, but let's keep it a secret okay?
Rosa: *smiles* Sure!
So Bowser and the Red Yoshi decided to take chances. But, do you think Mario and the rest of the gang will find out Bowser is dating a red Yoshi? Will their love last? Find out next time on Bowser Meets a Girl Red Yoshi Part: 2.
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